Bulldog Barks and Bad Opinions: Worst of the NSU Game Thread

Bulldogs Barks and Bytes is a Louisiana Tech message board where fans post their thoughts about their favorite university’s sports teams. It’s pretty wild. For every football game there is a game thread for commenters to react to the game as it happens in real time. The game thread for Week One’s game against Northwestern State was a bubbling cauldron of scalding hot takes and overreactions, as struggling for the better part of three quarters against an FCS team tends to bring out less than reasonable thoughts. I sifted through the whole thread so you don’t have to; here are the six best (or worst) posts from the game thread, ranked totally arbitrarily. Identities have been Holtz’ed to protect the innocent

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This was posted three snaps into the season. The BBB is notorious for its optimism.

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The season is now almost two hours of actual time old and it is now time to hope that we get lucky enough to eek out six wins

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Those who had “3rd Quarter of the First Game” in the “When Will Someone Call for J’Mar to be Benched” pool, please come collect your winnings. Also I preferred Nathan’s tweet:

J'Mar just fumbled. How long before we start chanting "We want Weston"

— Nathan🏈Ruppel (@ntruppel) September 2, 2017

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FIRE HOLTZ LOL

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mmmm that’s some good sexism right there

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